Ouch! That’s my breast, not a waffle. And a few other thoughts from this morning’s mammogram.
Huh, me? Implants? You’re funny.
Oomph. Modern science? More like modern torture.
A tormented, heartbroken man must have invented this device. If men squished their testicles in waffle-makers every year, a better tool would exist.
Note to self: recommend hand-warmers in those big scrub pockets.